Quaggan Deep Thoughts
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This article is copied verbatim from an official source. Accordingly, please do not correct any typos or other errors before verifying that they do not exist in the original article.Quaggan Deep Thoughts was a segment of an official ArenaNet stream from TwitchCon 2015. It features a quaggan talking about its nonsensical thoughts, while the text scrolls over the screen. Each topic's header is also read with a whispering voice.
Transcription[edit]
- The Meaning of Everything
- How deep can Quaggan swim?
- That depends on the meaning of the word "deep".
- COO! Quaggan just blew your mind!
- The 'Little' Things
- Coo, quaggan wishes quaggan had a tiny shrimp for every time quaggan said quaggan. Then quaggan would have aaaaaall the tiny shrimp.
- Fitting In
- Quaggan feels sad for non-quaggans who use personal pronouns.
- Participating in Life
- Wishing for the current to change won't make it so. Quaggan should always go with the flow. Oaaaooh! Quaggan made a rhyme.
- What's in a Name?
- Quaggan thinks barracuda should get a new name. Something like "stupid hungry fish." Barracudas don't understand talking, so quaggan can call them whatever quaggan wants without hurting stupid hungry fish[sic]
- Half Empty/Half Full?
- If quaggan could drink all the water in the ocean, foo! Quaggan's belly would hurt. What a bad idea.
- Outward Appearances
- If quaggan had to pick one sense to lose, quaggan would give up quaggan's sense of style. Somebody else can always dress quaggan.
Trivia[edit]
- It is a parody of of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, featured on Saturday Night Live.
- The intro is a piano cover of "Out of the Dream" from the original soundtrack.
- "Fitting in" refers to the fact that quaggan always speaks in third person.
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