User talk:Serge Yseron/Archive3

Warrior

The warrior class is an incredible war machine in gw2. It solo undead giants veterans and champs twice as fast as my engineer. Properly geared, it packs 1250~1500 damages per 1/2 sec and already had the same amount of armor than my engineer when he was only lvl 72. At this point i'm not sure i will play my engineer any more since as a warrior you kill things twice as fast, twice as easely. Yseron - 90.15.52.172 17:46, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

Result of my personal bench to compare my characters below, it might be worth noting that Eva takes longer but is always full health when done with that jackpot event:

Serge Yseron 19:18, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

Gear

I just realized that my warrior do not have yet any weaopn sigil and ascended gears. I think it's going to be a fun character...;) Yseron - 90.15.52.172 19:33, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

Laughing hard

They scaled up the champ undead abomination near Caer camp. Yep they did. But his new attack knows no boundaries since he almost go out of the map with his charge... Good bye champ... farewell... To infinity and beyond...Yseron - 90.15.185.97 00:34, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

PS: Maybe he went on a journey around Mars with the karkas champ who also have a problem with mathematics and range when it comes to scale things... Yseron - 90.15.185.97 00:38, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

You did not finish the job Jack

Who  ? Yseron - 80.11.87.230 12:47, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Dungeons

4 engineers doing their first one... Yseron - 90.14.224.192 23:31, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Personnal story and asura technology

I'm an engineer
On the battlefield my googles says to my ennemies that i dont see sh...
I never go out without my oopsy-oopsy-bubba-shink-o-funny

Yseron - 90.15.191.13 20:43, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

How do you sing that high ?...

Serge Yseron 22:27, 6 February 2013 (UTC)

Darwin

Serge Yseron 17:31, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

"Bye World" application

Serge Yseron 00:07, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

For your eyes only

Linsey: 1 Yseron: 0.

It's a battle, not war. Make them spawn again, i will be ready.

Serge Yseron 00:08, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Linsey: 1 Yseron: 1 (and from work at lunch break -> means 1 sec ping). Screens in a minute. Yseron - 80.11.87.230 13:04, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

Serge Yseron 13:23, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

Champs and group events

Still soloable. Just saying ;)

Serge Yseron 00:09, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Glass Canons

They are falling apart with the arrival of champions in the middle of standard events that suddenly become more interesting. ArenaNet, good job ! Yseron - 90.15.190.199 03:18, 27 February 2013 (UTC)

Lagy maps

I reported a bug trhought the gw2 bug feature and ever since i have had 2 seconds pings. Now Lyssa temple lag as hell 90.29.181.149 18:39, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

Oops

Serge Yseron 23:17, 2 March 2013 (UTC)

Monthly

Apparently the monthly is more about to get something at the beginning of a new month than to get busy for a month... But the rewards are rather cool.

Serge Yseron 01:57, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

Old screenshots i thought i had lost

Serge Yseron 22:06, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

Women loving women or twisted fate ?

You'll discover it if you watch it. The leut'nant is so used to people killing for the opposite sex that when it doesnt happen, it gives that... But in the end, he's still a great gentleman. Good night Georges ! Serge Yseron 00:47, 6 March 2013 (UTC)

Random thoughts

- We should ask the devs what stats they would give to some items, especially legendaries, if they were allowed to do what they want with it.
- As we replace all of our cells we are constantly dieing, but because our memory schemes persist in the process, the new you with new cells is not aware of it.
- Our visible universe could be issued from a dog's fart at a much larger scale and humanity will go through eons of evolutions just to discover that.
- Variante: after eons of titanic efforts, humanity reaches its creator, only to discover that it's a scientist about to switch off the light bulb containing our universe. Time ellapse 1.10e9999999999999999999999999999999 times slower for him so he wouldnt be able to understand us even if we spoke his language while we ask for him to not switch off the light bulb.
- Other variante: our universe is the product of an intelligent life form's gamble on how much time it will take for all its particles to recompose him. He plays that game "daily" (infinite time for us) out of boredome because it's best to experience infinite struggles for life when you are tired of being capable of everything.
- Somebody have had the same random thoughts as me, including this one.
- Somebody thought while alive that someone else who is yet to be born will one day think that somebody thought while alive that someone else who is yet to be born will one day...
- It hurts to think.
Yseron - 90.29.55.195 23:30, 6 March 2013 (UTC)

You are bored ?

Was looking for any free one. Saw them all. Stumbled across this.

Took a punch.

Rated M for f..cking keep the childs away from this f..king gory horror out of the box mess that take you by surprise every single minute.

Yseron - 90.14.99.110 00:05, 9 March 2013 (UTC)

One of the sequels is here. Hope you are fond of art, because tonight Picasso breaks loose. Yseron - 80.11.87.230 11:44, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Let's be mature for a second

I watched a movie called The Secret and i thought at first that it was damn hard to answer the questions it raises. But in the end i think i get the message: "dont substract childs from poor families, but give families the means to raise their childs". At least, i think that's the message. Yseron - 90.14.99.110 03:05, 9 March 2013 (UTC)