Help Kiboz Rapideater herd cattle to Butcher's Block

Help Kiboz Rapideater herd cattle to Butcher's Block

Locations

• Freewain Pastures
  (Diessa Plateau)
  
• Village of Butcher's Block
  (Diessa Plateau)

Event type

Dynamic event

Part of

A Celebration of Meat

Level

16

API

API

Interactive map

Interactive map

Help Kiboz Rapideater herd cattle to Butcher's Block is a level 16 event that occurs in Village of Butcher's Block.

Objectives

• Cows alive: x

Rewards

Reward tier	Experience	Karma	Coin
Gold	647	90	21
Silver	550	77	18
Bronze	485	68	16

These are the expected rewards for a level 16 player. Higher level players receive dynamically adjusted rewards.

NPCs

Allies

• Brown Cow
• Kiboz Rapideater
• Perral Rapidfire
• Vaastas Meatslayer

Foes

• Separatist Basher
• Separatist Engineer
• Separatist Marksman

Dialogue

Before event, at Butcher's Block

Vaastas Meatslayer: Hey, we're running out of the good stuff. Go back to your ranch and get us more of that primo cattle.

Kiboz Rapideater: Not a problem, but they're gonna cost more than the previous bunch.

Vaastas Meatslayer: Are you trying to swindle me? Why has the price increased?

Kiboz Rapideater: The next group I bring will be even more delicious. So plump and tender, juicy and flavorful. I can taste it already. Can't you?

Vaastas Meatslayer: (growl) Go! Go get more meat! I don't care how much it costs!

Kiboz Rapideater: All right. (chuckle)

Before event, at Bovarin Estate

If event succeeded previously:

Kiboz Rapideater: You there! You like beef, right? How about you wrangle some cows. I need to make a delivery to Butcher's Block.

Perral Rapidfire: Is this for Meatoberfest? Again?

Kiboz Rapideater: You bet. We're making good coin on this deal. Don't let me hear any complaining.

Perral Rapidfire: It's unnatural to go through this much meat in such little time.

Kiboz Rapideater: Shut it, or I'll tell the drunkards you've got a problem with their holiday.

Perral Rapidfire: Fine. I'll get Stinky, Moolah, and a few of the others ready.

If event failed previously:

Kiboz Rapideater: I need more cattle. The last ones have gone to the Moo Mists. I ran into humans and wolves.

Perral Rapidfire: You lost Stinky and Moolah? How?

Kiboz Rapideater: I was jumped! I barely got away with my own tail.

Perral Rapidfire: And you're ready to risk more of the herd?

Kiboz Rapideater: We're gonna have bigger problems than a few dead cattle if I don't make that delivery.

Perral Rapidfire: You may've saved your tail out there, but I think you lost your backbone.

Kiboz Rapideater: (growl)

Event start

Perral Rapidfire: Come on! Hah! Hyah!

Kiboz Rapideater: Pure grain-fed joy, that's what these cattle are. Leatherbound ecstasy. We need to get them to Meatoberfest in one piece, so we can cut 'em up and grill 'em. So keep your guard up.

Understood.

At Butcher's Block

Vaastas Meatslayer: Where's the meat? Bring on the meat!

Vaastas Meatslayer: Hey, have you seen a herd of cattle anywhere near here? About this tall...brown, with horns. My meat delivery should have been here by now.

Where are they coming from?

From Bovarin Estate—a cattle ranch just south of here. If you can get 'em here in one piece, I'll cut you off a big honkin' chunk of meat.

It's a deal.

If I see any cows, I'll let you know.

At the Bovarin Estate

Perral Rapidfire: (snort) I can't believe we're slaughtering cattle for a made-up holiday. Meatoberfest is a joke.

Perral Rapidfire: The ranch boss is an idiot. He's been selling our cattle to those gluttons at Butcher's Block just to make some quick coin. Meatoberfest? More like Overeaterfest.

Where's your boss now?

Taking another herd to Butcher's Block, of course. Our cows deserve a better fate than that carnivors' carnival. Plus, every cattle drive, he loses at least half the cows to thieves.

I can help protect them from thieves. Which way did he go?

Butcher's Block is just north of here. I don't like our cattle dying to feed a bunch of drunken gorgers, but it's better than being butchered by beef bandits. Thanks.

Sure.

I'm sure your boss will come to his senses.

What's Meatoberfest?

They call it a celebration of meat and mead, but it's just an excuse to eat, drink and be nauseous. But the money's good, so my boss plays along.

Where's your boss now? (same as above)

I guess somebody's got to do it.

To each his own, I guess.

During escort

Kiboz Rapideater: Aw, mud. There are rebels in the area. Just what I needed.

Kiboz Rapideater: Hold it here, meat! I smell more of those humans around here.

Kiboz Rapideater: Get away from my meat!

Kiboz Rapideater: Guard the herd! No thieves are going to poop this party.

I'm on it!

Event success

Kiboz Rapideater: That should be the last distraction. We're almost there, meat!

Vaastas Meatslayer: Yeah! More meat!

Vaastas Meatslayer: What? This is all you brought?

Kiboz Rapideater: As requested.

Vaastas Meatslayer: Oh well. There's plenty to go around. This meat is going to be spectacular! Stick around for the celebration!

Kiboz Rapideater: Haha. I think I will. I earned it.

Event failure

Kiboz Rapideater: You're going to pay for that!

Kiboz Rapideater: They're all dead. (sigh) I can't deliver meat that's already been slaughtered.

Notes

• Completion of this event will make Vaastas Meatslayer available as a vendor.